Bobcats, Cougars and Lionesses

Ok, time for a lighter post. Flying home.  Had a few beers at the airport. Better mood.

We are boarding the flight.  Just got the “how you doin’?” eyeball from a nice cougar. Feeling old.  She has her 20yo son with her.  LOL.  At least I am charming somebody. I’ll take it.

I live in a place where there are a lot of older women. If I had been more saavy in my 20’s I could have made a nice living and never married. Too late now.  I will be 49 soon.

When I first received the pass, I tried AshMad.  No luck. It was just a lot of desperate housewives looking for a shades of grey fantasy.  With a little coaching from Summer, I can play the role, but its ‘not my thing’.

Dumped that account early on.

Now I just enjoy the occasional twinkle from one of those ladies at a bar or on an airplane.  One of my customers from Denver is quite aggressive.  She cornered me in the Nashville Coyote Ugly when T was in the bathroom (at a conference). Lip synching “I want to fuck you like an animal”. This was pre-pass of course.  LOL. Never happened.

Here is a classification breakdown by age.

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Bobcats 30+ //bored with husband. MILF

Cougar 40+// A little money. Skilled

Lioness 50+// Aggressive, Very skilled. A little more money

Sabre Tooth 60+ //Skilled and wealthy

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I’ve never partaken but might be a great experience.

One Comment Add yours

  1. TheBloggingSD says:

    Hilarious.
    Teach me your ways of AshMad? A MILF goes a long way!

    Like

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